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Case Studies in Cash Creation

  • Creative Thinking Workshop Sales Letter
  • “I was in Brazil a few years ago when they declared 1,000 cruzeiros equal to one new one”
  • Why they gladly pay $39.99 for a book they can get on Amazon for half the price (“Say NO To Nursing Homes”)
  • Copy Ideas… AFTER You’ve Scaled Everest (Plus Biblical Selling Secrets)
  • 20 Years and Counting for this $79 Ebook (UPDATE)
  • The Best Biz-Op Copywriter (Almost) No One Knows
  • “The kit is identical to one my friend paid a dentist $600 for and actually worked faster”
  • RIP Brian Keith Voiles
  • 44 Giant Pages of Course Creation Copywriting
  • My Copywriting “Blasphemies” Against Eugene Schwartz (Plus “A Used Advertising Book For $900?” and Selling Million Dollar Copywriting Courses)
  • “Which Ad Pulled Better?” (Schwab’s SUAVE Lead Gen Part 1)
  • “I Ate Less from the Very First Day!” (The Case of the Disappearing Weight Loss Winner)
  • “The New Pill for Memory Loss that helps make sure you don’t end up a mental ”vegetable!'”
  • Which Headline Won? “Panics And Crashes… And How You Can Make Money Out Of Them”
  • “It’s A Lot of Bull!” (More Contrarian Copywriting!)
  • Lipstick on a Pig Advertising During the Last Meltdown (“Real Estate Slowdown Triggers Investor Bonanza”)
  • “Will you survive the next crash?” (“Panics & Crashes and How You Can Make Money Out of Them”)
  • Down from Canada Came Tales of a Wonderful Heating Pad? (Plus the Exciting Wide World of Health Devices!)
  • “Will This Strange Antarctic Squid Solve America’s Memory Crisis?”
  • Testing 1-2-3… Testing 1-2-3 (SVB Collapse Swipes)
  • The Amazing Advertising Secrets of the Correspondence School… Above the Menswear Shop in Manchester (“Write Your Way To a New Career!”)
  • “Blasphemous” Books and Advertising Headlines?
  • “Do NOT Withdraw a Dime from Your Retirement Without Reading This First”
  • The Winner After a Battle Royale of a Year… (Part 1)
  • Fishing in the Shallow Waters of Newspaper Print in 2023 in the Trading Software Market
  • Testing at LIGHT Speed… On a Shoestring (“How to Make Yourself Judgement Proof”)
  • “Ronald Reagan Was Elected President of the ‘Titanic'” (Plus: Why “They” Hate Us)
  • “It’s déjà vu all over again.” (WINNING Copy Themes the BIG BOYS Bust Out)
  • “It’s nearly dawn in Washington, DC… a van rumbles up to the White House delivery dock…”
  • MAD March 2023 Magic Subject Lines
  • The Winner After a Battle Royale of a Year… (Part 2)
  • “I showed my 16-year-old daughter how to turn $10,000 into 110,000 in just 12 months…
  • “Amazing Money Making Tales from the World’s Greatest Story Seller” (UPDATED for 2023)
  • Goosing Response With a FREE STUFF Bonus in 2023 and “The Yacht Owner’s Paradox”
  • Subscription Selling Adventures with the Prevention Book Club! (Plus Fabulous Fascinations at the “The Food Pharmacy”)
  • Secrets of APEX Predators… in the Print Ad Jungle of 2023 (Plus Dr. Sears’ “2-Second” RED PILL Secret for Boosting Your Brand in Any Ad)
  • SMASHING “Origin Marketing” Success Story (Featherspring International)
  • Get Ready for the… “YEAR 2000” BOMB:
  • 2010’s Advertorial Avalanche… and “Caveat Venditor!”
  • “Fat Magnets”… Copy Crooks… and a MAGIC Weight Loss Headline
  • Good Grief, Gary! (“An Open Letter To Every Man And Woman In America…”
  • HIGH TICKET Business Development Seminar (And Home Study) Selling from 1995! (PLUS the “Perfect” Pen Name)
  • “Do you run your own business…? Are you responsible for bottom-line profits of any enterprise?”
  • Jay Abraham Super Consultant Package (Textbook Home Study Offer)
  • “Swap this… For this… And Watch this happen…”
  • POWER Proof Elements You Can Take to the Bank… Forever!
  • The Great Heart Bypass Scam
  • America, 2024 (Long Copy Glance 8… Years Into the Future)
  • “Lazy High School Drop-Out Gets $3-Million Dollars While Relaxing in His Bathrobe and Slippers!”
  • “WARP SPEED WEALTH” (A Vintage Internet Marketing Direct Mail Promo)
  • “Letting Your Hair Down” with An Oddball Advertising Insertion
  • “But When Driving, These Sunglasses May Save Your Life!”
  • “The Anti-Terrorist Portfolio” (Post 9/11 Mailbox Hit)
  • “High Above Sea And River Your Own Half-Acre Caribbean Villa Site On Jamaica’s North Coast”
  • Professional Practice Marketing & High Ticket Selling at Its Finest
  • Decades Long DM Control (1-Part Self-Help, 1-Part Biz-Op, 1-Part “the ONE Thing”)
  • SMASHING Objections Your Prospects Don’t Even Know They Have… Yet! (Investment Ad Masterpiece from the COPY OGRE)
  • “Good Cop, Bad Cop” Copy… From the Retail Copywriting Kingdom
  • The “2 Bites at the Apple” Advertorial (“I Too Thought My Love Life Was Over Until I Decided Not to Visit My Doctor”)
  • RED HOT Risk-Free Trial Offer in 2023 (Plus… from “The Fine Print” to Monthly Continuity in Supplement Selling!)
  • “An Open Letter to Somebody at the CIA” (Howard Ruff: Lead Gen Legend!)
  • Drive-Thru Nostalgia and More… Free Stuff for Seniors
  • Only a few will survive and PROSPER from the current economic crisis… will YOU be one of us?
  • Yellow, Dog-Eared Bookalog Triumph! (“The Plague of the Black Debt” and CORRECTION)
  • Play It Again… Gary Ben!
  • “The Vinegar ‘Cures’ just keep on coming”
  • “Last year I was going through a bitter divorce. I needed time to rest, and time to heal. So I only worked one week each month. I made $105,453.83”
  • Caples On Copy
  • “Burn This Letter” (And “Money in the Dark” Direct Mail Marketing)
  • “Global Warming Hoax? New Book Reveals Fact From Fiction…”
  • “We have the men – will you provide the life-boats?”
  • Penny Stock Pitch 2023 (“Lithium Wars: How the Cold War for Green Energy Dominance Could Fuel Your Portfolio)
  • Ogilvy Travel Advertising Triumphs (You’ll start where Americans are welcome when you visit Amsterdam first.)
  • More Fundraising FUN… How the “Distressed Gentlefolk’s Aid Association” Fished for WHALES… In the Ocean of Print
  • “Save $215 on the Ultimate in European Goose Down Bedding”
  • $197 BILLION Investment Manager’s LEGENDARY Lead Gen in 2022
  • “YES. You can increase your creative power.” (BREAKTHROUGH Brands that Keep on Going)
  • “America’s Nightmare Winter” Is Coming! Will You Be Ready? (The Zeitgeist for 2023 in This BOLD Bookalog?)
  • “Why Are Women Being lied to About Their Hair Loss” (Long Copy Direct Response Ads vs. Direct Response Brand Ads)
  • Self-Help SLAM DUNK from Gary Bencivenga & Marty Edelston
  • They Turned OFF Direct Response Advertising… And Now Revlon’s GONE
  • “The DIRTY LOOPHOLE… that lets insurance companies refuse to cover your hospital stay!” (FASCINATIONS Funhouse!)
  • One of the Most Important (100 or So!) Things I Learned at Gary Bencivenga’s Seminar
  • “Dawn of the Entrepreneurial Golden Age”
  • Brazilian Jujitsu Chiro Copywriter’s “TINYTORIALS” Triumph
  • How To AVOID Getting Egg on Your Face As a Copywriter (UPDATED)
  • Power Positioning and a Half Million Ad Insertions (UPDATED)
  • Are you over 55? “It’s All Free for Seniors” UPDATED
  • “The Great Money Bubble: Protect Yourself from the Coming Inflation Storm”
  • “Ogilvy Orchestration” In the Halcyon Days of Merrill Lynch (“How To Speculate in Commodity Futures”)
  • “Defunct Bank Bags Full of Old Money Up For Grabs” (Secrets to “Making Money With Money” in Marketing)
  • “How To Get More Done”
  • The Difference Between Doing $50k a Year in Sales… and $300 MILLION!
  • When “Crazy Bob” Waved His Magic Wand (The Art of the Killer Offer)
  • “X-RAY FILM DO NOT FOLD”
  • “Who’s Burning More Fat?”(Weight Loss Selling Wonders… from the Mailbox Masters)
  • “World’s First ‘Make-Yourself-A-Millionaire’ Kit!” (Schwartz’s Never Ending Oeuvre)

 
 
 
 
 

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