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Case Studies in Cash Creation

Which of These Couples Will Die Young? (Story Selling Sensations)
“Regain All the Pleasures of Full Sound Without Ringing!”
“Basic training for commodity traders”
“How You Can Make $4,000.00 A Day, Sitting At Your Kitchen Table, In Your Underwear!”
The NEW NEW Thing… That’s Actually Old
“New Research Reveals ‘Pandemic Stress Syndrome’ Responsible for New Wave of High Blood Sugar in Americans over 50!”
Selling Productivity in the New Year… with the Help of Old Swipes that Never Die
One of the All Time GREATS in the History of Food & Beverage Advertising
Even More… $3,200 Anti-Aging Supplements
And Advertising Admonition on Humor (Magic Subject Lines)
“Colloidal Silver Making Machines Are About to Become Very, Very Illegal”
20 Year BLOCKBUSTER Headline in Foreign Language Learning
“But I only care about advertising in my own market!”
Money you didn’t even know you had!
“How You Can Get Super Rich In Commercial Real Estate”
Charlie Allen’s AMAZING Golf & Fishing Advertorials
Learn how the Japanese have been improving their health & maintaining their slim figures for over 4,000 years
Three Celebrity Business Gurus Series (Mortgage Origination)
“Customer service is trying to get a hold of you…” (Magic Subject Lines)
Tiny Bookalog… HUGE Response
Ogilvy’s “Magic Lanterns” for Getting Copywriting Clients
The Shocking Story Of How A Combat-Hardened Special Agent Was TERMINATED
“Are YOU unknowingly operating… a HALF business?”
If you’d like a wealth of new insight on 10 centuries of brilliant music, read this ad…
Get Ready for the $16.8 Trillion “REBOOT” of 2020 and Beyond
Why spend years accomplishing something that you could achieve in only a few months… or even weeks?
Ogilvy’s Killer Coupon and Travel Advertising
The World of Cheese (Epicurean Continuity Clubs)
China’s Secret Plan to Bankrupt Millions of Americans?
Newspaper Print Advertising CRASHING during Covid
“A Case of This Rare, Rugged Red Wine Goes for $450… An Entire Year’s Worth Sells Out in 24 hours… I’d Like to Send a Bottle to Your Doorstep for $1.”
Fight Tech Neck
Case Studies in Catastrophe (When the FTC Comes a Knockin’ Part 2)
Newsstand Sales During Covid and Winning Supplement Ads
Classic Self-Help “Spiritual Solution” Package
How To Rob WINNING Headlines… Legally
Way Below Wholesale
“It’s Impossible to Get Sick if You’re Alkaline” (2 Year Control)
Case Studies in Catastrophe (When the FTC Comes a Knockin’ Part 1)
$995 a Year Newsletter Proves a “Perfect Pitch”
Mastermind Business Growth
Become MY NEXT APPRENTICE in The World’s Greatest Business!
ULTIMATE Product Positioning (The World’s Most Powerful Money Manual)
The ULTIMATE Dining Club Offer (The Anti-Groupon)
Evergreen Products with Interviews (World’s Winningest Traders)
It’s About to Rain Hammers (Subscriber Reactivation Offer)
Napoleon Hill 2.0
“These Cures Can KILL!”
Legend who bought Apple at $1.42… (Banners that Bring It)
$14.95 Home Exercise Device… $14,615 Home Exercise Device
Irresistible Offers and the “Furnace Letter”
MAGIC Headline? “Get Paid” + “Lose Weight” = BIG Trouble
Ad written on car hood (in 15 minutes) brought in $140 million in a year (Orange jumpsuit advertising)
The MAGIC of Multiple Readership Paths
“Look 10 Years Younger in 10 Hours” (Selling High Ticket Hair)
What the EXPERTS Do When THIS Happens
Keeping KILLER Controls Kicking… 14 Years Later
How to Shelter Your Money In a Swiss Bank
Biz-Op Pitch to a “Sucker’s List”
“FREE Plus Shipping” Red HOT Book Offer (Magic Subject Lines)
Joe Karbo Control: The Power of “Selling Against Type”
The Fifth Greatest Trade Of All Time
A PAINLESS “Pandemic Pivot”… Not Everyone Can Make
Chiro and Professional Practice Marketing During Covid-19
MIRACLE Pills & Potions at $3,200 a Pop
The World Atlas of Wine… Cheers!
The Immune System PIVOT in Supplement Selling (UPDATE)
“I’ll Never Give You All My Trading Secrets, But I Will Give You My Trades…
$14,615 Home Exercise Equipment and… and Selling with “Satisfied Customer Stages”
“My Weekly Options Paycheck Machine made an incredible 6,712.7% return in just one year…
Get Rich in Real Estate Pitches During COVID-19 (UPDATE)
Be Smarter, Sharper, and More Mentally Fit in Just 5 Minutes a Day!
WWII Pilots Use VISION SECRET to Defeat the Nazis (November 2020 Mailbox HIT)
“How to safely double your retirement portfolio over the next 3 years…”
Malcolm Decker and the SECRET of His 27-Year Running DOUBLE Control
The Crimes They Commit Against Their Ads (UPDATE)
Killer Layouts… Rabid Response & Multi-Readership Paths
The Story That Became a Brand… The Brand that Became a Blockbuster
Magic Subject Lines (Harvard Health Publishing)
The secret toll-free phone call that enables you to increase your dividend yield by 10-times or more
‘The kit is identical to one my friend paid a dentist $600 for and actually worked faster”
Clinics Offering Cortisone Shots Could Be Affected by a New, At-Home Arthritis Pain Reliever
The Greatest WIN-WIN Lead Gen Campaign in History!
Pitching Gold… Like It’s 1980
MEASLY Million a Year in Mail Order… Or a Supplements Brand Selling for HUNDREDS of Millions? (The 3 MAGIC Keys)
The Biggest Accounting Hoax Since Enron
When the World’s 2nd Best Copywriter Swipes from the World’s Best…
Something very big is set to happen before the November presidential election.
A $14.95 Tax Shelter
Stop your anger, guilt, and fear. Become the happy, successful person you were meant to be.
Best You Get Ready … It’s About to Rain Hammers Out There
Outlawed for 41 Years — Now Legal Again
Secrets Out in the Open… and Knock-Offs that Fail
Deadly Special Forces “Killing Arts” Just Released!
Marketing Secrets of the World’s Largest Chiropractic Franchise
More SUPER Supplement Selling (October 2020)
Paul Michael’s Print Ad Swipes

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