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2 MAGIC HEADLINES Battle It Out… And the Winner Is…

Welcome to the “Mailbox Gladiatorial Games.”

This is one of the BIG hits of 2017 and 2018.

If you sell anything income related to boomers and seniors pay heed, because this one’s been mailing far and wide.

This pitch for the Oxford Income Letter has seen LOTS of testing.

The Perfect Retirement Business emerged the clear winner VERSUS Seniors Can Collect $1,038 Per Week From This Unusual “Side Job”

Notice only the pre-head and the headline were inverted.

“The Perfect Retirement” business turned out to be the PERFECT headline in this market and the Oxford Income Letter hasn’t looked back for well over a year.

This is just a brilliant pitch from start to finish.

It could be framed like your standard income investing promo but it’s not.

It’s a tried and true biz-op approach and frankly it’s a blind pitch till halfway through the promotion.

Take this passage for example.

“And with my Retirement Cash Calendar, you can collect a “paycheck” every week without getting up from the couch.

Just a few short minutes from now, you could be locking in the next payments for your new income stream.”

Here’s the OFFER:

“YES, please rush me all the breaking details on your ‘Perfect Retirement Business.’ I want to discover how to begin collecting weekly paychecks of $480, $549, even $1 ,038, starting less than 30 days from today .. . and pocket thousands of extra dollars every month I realize that the timing of these payouts means that I need this urgent information as soon as possible. Sign me up for one year for $49.”

You can learn more from just one winning ad than a thousand pages of theory.

And The Perfect Retirement Business is a BIG winner.

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