The secret weapon for HIGHER RESPONSE
as a marketer, copywriter or consultant
in EVERY alternative health market known to man!
Dear Marketing Friend,
Time is short.
Since we both know the ropes of marketing and advertising, I’ll get straight to the point.
And if you don’t mind, I’ll dispense with the usual sales letter because this is an unusual offer.
There are precisely six (6) spanking new external hard drives…. LOADED with the latest… freshest… winning…. 2020 alternative health advertising… sitting on my desk.
I’d like to send you one.
It has cost a small fortune to compile, scan and digitize this KILLER collection of alt-health advertising… of nearly two thousand five hundred (2,500!) ads.
It runs the the entire gamut of alternative health — from info publishing and newsletters to supplements and health devices to professional practice offers — and leaves NOTHING out.
And since alt-health is scorching HOT in this roller coaster ride of a year, this is more relevant than ever.
You cannot come by a winning collection remotely close to this from any other source in the world… at any price. That’s why so many marketers, copywriters and copy chiefs from all corners have been long time customers… some for sixteen years and counting.
Perhaps, it’s one part loyalty… and one part madness… mine. So be it.
Not only have I reserved an instantly redeemable $1,000 credit for you because you’re also a long time valued customer… (find it at the bottom of the email I just sent you.)
But I’m throwing in a boatload of bonuses… including The Million Dollar List Multiverse.
It costs $11,176 a year to subscribe to this resource. My training shows you how to get it gratis… and that’s just the beginning.
Because its potential value is 1,000 TIMES that… for marketers and copywriters who know how to mine it.
If you’d like to discover how to tap into a UNIVERSE of millions of buyers… in thousands of markets, you’ll soon be privy to some priceless knowledge… few marketers and copywriters have a clue about. There are two important conditions though, which are spelled out in the Q&A below.
Let me get something out of the way.
There’s no false scarcity… and no false advertising here.
I’ve just plunked down (another!) small fortune on a scanning project and I’d like to recoup my costs… plus allow you to be the beneficiary of this unusual offer… and an additional treasure trove of winning 2020 alt-health advertising… on the way later this year.
Are you game?
Great, let me tell you more.
Because alt-health is HOTTER than ever in 2020… marketers and copywriters everywhere are desperate to get their hands on winning promotions. So, I’ve got another scanning project on the calendar for the last quarter of 2020.
Once this project is in the can, I will send you the Alt-Health HOTLINE… that covers 2020’s BIGGEST winners. They’ll SET YOU UP to go racing into 2021… with even MORE firepower… and more chances up at the plate to hit a HOME RUN.
Bottom line… I will NOT sell any more than the six units I’m staring at because this offer is as much a marketing test… as a way to replenish my coffers.
If you’re a serious alternative-health marketer or copywriter — and you’re decisive — you can save a bundle because once this offer is rolled out later this year, it will cost SUBSTANTIALLY more and may not include the plum bonus mentioned above.
Best of all, as a valued customer, this offer is:
BETTER Than Risk-Free!
and a guaranteed bonanza… even if the drives sell out before you place your order. I always take care of my customers and the full details are in the Q&A.
You’ll notice there’s no long scrolling, polished pitch here. Ditto for the fabulous fascinations and clever close. Frankly, I’d rather invest the time and energy bulking up the bonuses in this package, so you can pillage and profit with it for years to come.
In addition, I’ve got more projects in alt-health than I can manage — and I’m not alone. Factories are working around the clock… copywriters have more business than they can handle… and publishers are scrambling to stay on top of their games.
Are we in the first act… or the last act… of this pandemic play?
No one honestly knows.
But this much is certain… alternative health sales are going nowhere but UP… UP and UP.
Because no matter what’s going on in the world or the economy, health is the one area consumers can CONTROL.
Onto the Q&A… and I hope to welcome you on the other side.
Question: “What’s the advantage of a portable external hard drive for helping me with copy creation in alternative-health?”
Answer: The ALL NEW Home Run Hard Drive of Alternative Health Ads 2020 goes way beyond a mere mortal’s swipe file. With nearly 2,500 SEARCHABLE ads in every market under the sun, you’ve got the ULTIMATE response boosting ASSET at your command… of evergreen advertising ideas, winning appeals and proven products… irresistible offers, killer product names, world class fascinations… plus premiums that pull… high ticket selling successes… and a gateway to countless established products and markets you may not know even exist.
And best of all, with countless proven promos by your side, you’re NEVER starting at square one… no matter what you’re working on… no matter which markets you’re eyeing for a glorious entrée. The time, money and energy you can potentially save from going down “blind alleys” is hard to place a value on.
Question: “Is the external hard drive compatible with my computer?”
Answer: Plug the 3.0 Secure Portable External Hard Drive into the USB port of any computer (Windows, Mac or Linux) and you’ve got instant access to everything. This portable drive works on all operating systems and hardware configurations. Several customers have fired up their drives almost daily over the last five years. Not recommended for use with a smart phone.
Question: “Do marketers and copywriters really use these hard drives in their businesses… is this normal?”
Answer: I’m not fit to speak about normalcy. After all, how many ad archivists field phone calls at midnight? It was actually near 2:00 am when a British marketer rang me two months ago about the “Female Obama” package. Thankfully this doesn’t happen too often.
But I can tell you… YES!… more marketers and copywriters than you could fathom are SERIOUS about getting their hands on winning advertising and many are in countries outside North America, like: Australia, Brazil, China, Germany, Japan, Norway, Poland, South Africa, Switzerland, Thailand the UK and dozens more countries. Many have told me over the years that they’d have no chance at studying winning direct response advertising otherwise. For many, their hard drive has become their response winning SECRET WEAPON… because…
EVERYTHING starts with a good idea… whether it’s an idea for a sales letter… a product or product line… or even a business. When you get your hands on this bounty of winning advertising… you’re TUNED into direct response like never before.
And as much as outsiders refuse to believe it, advertising copywriters wrote many of today’s news headlines years in advance, like “The Coming Plague” from 2016.
Question: “How many of the ads on the drive are NEW or currently running in 2020?”
Answer: There are HUNDREDS of current 2020 ads — in addition to a bedrock of yesteryear’s longest running controls — from 2000 to 2020. And guess what? Because this whale of an archive goes DEEP… you’ll have an insider’s view of what (almost) ALWAYS sells in COUNTLESS alternative health markets by seeing the PATTERN of winning ideas up close.
Take these two controls. The top one is from 2010 and the bottom is a current 2020 control. Why did this blockbuster supplement seller come back to the same powerful lead a decade later? Because it works!
Question: “What happens if there’s a SNAFU after checkout and I cannot successfully register my username and password?”
Answer: After you complete checkout, you’ll be automatically directed to the registration page to claim your complimentary six month membership. But if not, don’t fret. Send me an email and I’ll get you squared away. I wish the occasional tech hiccup weren’t a part of life, but it is.
Question: “When will my FedEx ship and will I receive a tracking number?”
Answer: Your FedEx will go out 2 business days after your order and you’ll receive a tracking number as soon as it’s available. Why two business days? Since this is a bondafide marketing asset you’ll be mining for years to come… and this isn’t a mass market offer… two business days ensures this package is fulfilled RIGHT. And meanwhile, you can dive into hundreds of Case Studies in Cash Creation on the Ad Money Machine.
Question: “Why is the window for this offer so short and isn’t the limited number of drives really false scarcity?”
Answer: This offer is limited because there are as many units as you see in this picture. Plus, I’m testing the pulling power of BONUS #2: The Million Dollar List Multiverse. This may be the first and last time it’s offered as a premium. After all, it’s an $11,176 a year resource and this training shows you not only how to grab it GRATIS… but how to TURBO BOOST your power as a marketer and copywriter with the ability to TAP into a universe of MILLIONS of BUYERS in THOUSANDS of markets.
There are two conditions for this one though. First, you must live in the States — sorry to my friends abroad. And second, this requires a quick trip to your nearest state university campus, along with your laptop. Even though your tax dollars already subsidize this priceless resource, almost everyone is in the dark about it.
As for false scarcity, there’s no paradox or puffery about the finite inventory. This value is about what I recently invested for a scanning project and believe me — there’s more than a little overhead involved in compiling, scanning and digitizing all these ads — to say nothing of the continuous small fortunes on paid subscriptions and product purchase. Count on this package being much more when a roll-out offer is ready.
Question: “What if the hard drive arrives and it’s defective?”
Answer: Each drive is double-checked to make sure it’s in perfect working order before it’s securely shipped. In five years, there’s been only one instance of a non-functioning drive and a brand new one was FedExed next day to Sydney, after my subscriber emailed me. In addition, there’s an online download vault, so you’re always covered.
Question: “What’s the biggest advantage (and pitfall) for alt-health marketers today?”
Answer: Killing the copy. I’ve seen it again and again, from the Healthy Directions deal… to Rodale Press acquisitions… to a half-dozen insider deals I’ve observed over the years. An acquirer comes along and buys a booming business, built by direct response, only to destroy it in short order by suspending the very thing that built the company the first place. For acquirers, the biggest pitfall is falling into the trap of thinking sales will magically materialize without winning direct response. Even preschoolers learn this tale of caution in “The Goose that Laid the Golden Eggs,” but most big wig acquirers seem ignorant of it.
Conversely? The biggest advantage rank-and-file marketers and copywriters have is staying true to direct response. Because powerful ad copy for great products not only acquires the customers in the first place, but helps infuse LOYALTY and a deep connection to the products and product lines for repeat business.
Question: “What happens if I place my order and the drives are already sold out?”
Answer: I always take care of my customers and I’m in business for the long haul. If the drives are sold before the order link is pulled, your payment will be refunded in full and the three bonuses on the offer page are yours to keep.
Question: “How exactly can I search through these massive archives of PDF files to find keywords and promotions connected to what I’m working on or relevant to my market?”
Answer: 2,000+ ads may sound like a lot, but not when you have the power find EXACTLY what you’re looking for in mere seconds. And these are no ordinary PDFs. Every keyword has been squeezed out of each promotion so you can search through individual folders — or the entire drive — for any keyword under the sun.
All you need to do for any given ad is press Control+F (or Command+F on a Mac) and click on the Next arrow to find every instance of a keyword in the promo. The red arrows indicate the term, “memory.” This is HUGELY valuable for surveying what claims have been made by all star copywriters and the proof elements connected to them. (Again, I’m not a lawyer, nor do I play one on the Internet. It’s always advisable to have an advertising attorney review your ads.)
Question: “What’s my risk — what’s my downside?”
Answer: Allow this shameless promoter to retort. If you’re a serious alternative health marketer or copywriter, it’s this… zero, zip, zich, nada, niente. This is ALL about UPSIDE… YOURS! And you’re 100% covered by the “100-TIMES My Investment, 60-Day Money Back Guarantee.” Moreover, since you’re a long time valued customer, I’m not sweating the details.
Question: “Why is this called the Home Run Hard Drive?
Answer: It’s not just for love of baseball metaphors. The late, great Joseph Segel created 20 businesses over the past 70+ years, including The Franklin Mint, QVC, National Business Services, and the ritzy Le Mirador Resort in Switzerland.
One of the great lessons of his career — and success in direct marketing — is found in this quote: “If you want a home run, you have to keep going up to bat!”
I’m convinced once you get a hold of this treasure trove, it’ll pump you with more energy than a wild insomniac tossing back espresso shots at midnight. More energy… more inspiration… and more at-bats… for that coveted home run… or two
Question: “Are there any unadvertised bonuses in this whale of a package?”
Answer: Don’t you just love Q&A copy? It’s one of the most underexploited of direct response weapons. Why? Because prospects almost always READ it… in ANY market. Ben Suarez — and his one time protege — both launched products that crossed over the BILLION dollars in sales mark… and Q&A copy played a STAR role. Nearly 400 of their ads are on the Home Run Hard Drive… as an unadvertised bonus… including a BOUNTY in alt-health. Wouldn’t you like to learn this powerful yet ignored response boosting technique from two of the best in the biz? And while we’re at it, I’ll tell you how to instantly access two of their ultra-rare… long lost presentations. 3 hours of direct response dynamite!
But wait there’s more! (Hey, this is called the publisher’s prerogative.) When you fire up your lighting fast, fully loaded Home Run Hard Drive, you’ll also find a GIANT bonus folder labeled the “Rodale Files.” This is simply some of the greatest alternative health info marketing in existence… that’s FAST disappearing. Building a company like Rodale Press took many decades, plus some of the ablest creative talent on the planet. Wrecking this once great outfit took only an acquisition or two… and powering off the direct response motor that drove the company to the top. A small fortune was invested to compile this one… yours for the taking.
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Back in early November, Michael Masterson and I gave a speech at the AWAI Copy Bootcamp in Delray that dealt, in part, with the value of focusing on one theme rather than many in headlines and leads.
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